cidershark:

alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for

(via nanihoo)

 

You’re gonna miss each and every shot you can’t be bothered to take. That’s not living life—that’s just being a tourist. Take every shot, Kate. If it’s worth caring about, no matter how impossible you think it is—you take the shot.

(via scienceseestra)

 
 
 
 

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

(via songofyourself)