kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via scienceseestra)

#yes good  
 
 
 
 
 

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via wontstopslipping)

 
 

wickedclothes:

Kraken / Squid Bronze Ear Cuff

Giant squids were often feared by sailors and pirates alike, particularly the mighty kraken. Crafted out of fine bronze, this ear cuff resembles the commonly feared kraken, and requires no piercings to be worn. Sold on Etsy.

(via why-she-sleeps)